Fruit and Vegetable Show
Our Fruit and Vegetable Show is five songs of hilarious and explicit produce penetration. She strips nude, oils up for a bodyslide, then uses fresh vegetables and fruit as toys in ways that’ll have everyone laughing and gasping. Cucumbers, carrots, bananas, courgettes – whatever’s phallic from the produce aisle gets used with explicit penetration views. The stag gets to help choose what goes in next. Bizarre, explicit, and absolutely unforgettable entertainment for groups wanting something unique.
Our Fruit and Vegetable Show is five songs of bizarre, hilarious, and explicit entertainment that nobody forgets. She strips nude, delivers a bodyslide, then uses fresh produce as toys in ways that’ll have your whole group laughing and gasping simultaneously.
The show opens with a sensual strip and oiled bodyslide, warming up the crowd for the main event. Once everyone’s attention is captured, the produce comes out – cucumbers, carrots, bananas, courgettes.
She demonstrates what each item can do, using them as toys with full penetration views. The combination of everyday grocery items being used this way creates comedy and shock value that keeps the energy high throughout.
The stag gets involved, helping choose what goes in next, adding an interactive element that makes it even more memorable. The group dynamic of voting on produce adds hilarious participation.
The finale features the largest item – usually a thick cucumber – showing just how much she can take. By the end, nobody in the room will look at the vegetable section the same way ever again.
Book this for groups wanting something unique, bizarre, and unforgettable. Five songs of explicit produce play that creates stories they’ll tell for years.
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Q: Cucumber and courgette show – fresh from the supermarket, washed, lubed, into her bare cunt for 25 minutes – what’s the buck’s role in helping?
A: 5 songs, ~25 min. Bring 1 fruit + 2 vegetables (cucumber, carrot, banana, courgette work well). Song 1 strip + bra off. Song 2 G-string off, full nude. Song 3 oiled bodyslide. Song 4 first produce item (smaller – banana or carrot) into her bare cunt. Song 5 size upgrade (cucumber or courgette – thick, long, serious). The buck helps guide the produce in and out. Bizarre, hilarious, explicit.
Q: How is Fruit and Vegetable Show different from Mega Toy Show or DP Show?
A: Mega Toy Show = professional toys in escalating sizes. DP Show = both her holes filled with proper toys. Fruit and Vegetable Show = produce items as toys, comedy + explicit combined. Pick the F&V show for the bizarre talking-point at the stag rather than just XXX content.
Q: Are these actual vegetables from a supermarket?
A: Yes. Fresh produce, washed, cleaned. Performer brings them and sets them up at the side before the show starts so lads see what’s coming. Carrot, banana, cucumber, courgette – everyday produce items used as toys. The bizarre comedy + actual penetration combine for a unique format.
Q: Per-head pricing for the specialty-act tier?
A: Specialty premium tier. Around $55-72 per head for 8 lads, $37-48 for 12, $22-29 for 20. Travel on top.
Q: What add-ons fit Fruit and Vegetable Show?
A: Buck Inserts Cucumber (paid, the buck pushes the cucumber into her bare cunt himself in song 5). Pro Photo Package – Tasteful (paid, capture the bizarre visual). Body Shots Off Bare Stomach (paid, $80-100, salt + tequila + lime off her bare stomach during produce setup). Add at booking.
Reviews
Jessie from Queenstown, 13/10/2018
Best weekend ever!! Thanks to Lexie for organising Texas to come, she was perfect. Safe to say I aced my duties as the best man.
Michael Hay from Auckland, 21/04/2018
Awesome weekend from what I can remember. Thanks again to Kimberley for organising 2 amazing strippers. The boys had an amazing time, both topless girls were friendly, and when they did their bondage / fruit routine, it was just what the stag needed.
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