3 Songs
$4033-15 Guests
Granny Gram Mild
- Professional entertainment
- Full costume & music
- City travel included
3 Songs
$5183-15 Guests
Granny Gram Wild
- Professional entertainment
- Full costume & music
- City travel included
Prices shown are for 3-15 guests. Other group sizes are priced differently — you’ll see yours when you book.
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Short, sharp and impossible to forget
Most entertainment on this site books by the hour - the gram is the opposite weapon: a few songs, one target, total devastation. It is the format for the fortieth birthday, the retirement do that needs rescuing, and the mate whose fiancée said "nothing embarrassing".
Each act runs when the right performer is on the roster for your date - grams are specialist work and the performers choose their jobs, so ask early and we will tell you plainly what can be staged.
The Drag O Gram
Twenty minutes of full production drag - lip-sync, costumes and a crowd that never recovers.
The Fat-a-Gram
Three songs of glorious, wobbling chaos - booked for the mate who thinks he has seen everything.
Granny Gram, mild or wild
Nana arrives sweet... and then she does not stay sweet. Two intensities, one unforgettable ambush.
One visit, total devastation
The gram lands, performs and leaves - the shortest booking with the longest afterlife.
Frequently Asked Questions
Each act wears its complete GST-inclusive price on its card above - a short surprise performance, a few songs, aimed at one person. It is the classic NZ stripper gram tradition: the Drag O Gram, the Fat-a-Gram and the Granny Gram.
Intensity. Mild is cheeky enough for a work morning tea; wild is for parties where nana losing the cardigan is the whole point. Same character, two throttle settings.
The big one - a twenty-minute drag production with lip-sync numbers, costume theatre and the guest of honour conscripted into the finale. A show, not just a moment.
Honestly, no - gram acts are specialist work and performers choose their jobs, so what can be staged depends on who is on the roster for your date. Ask early and you get a straight yes or no, and nothing is charged while you decide.
Parties, barbecues, birthdays and any venue that has said yes - we confirm the location is expecting entertainment at booking, so the surprise is on the target, never on the venue.
The classic escalation - the gram detonates at dinner, and the waitresses or the strip show booked on the same invoice carry the rest of the evening.
Same as everything here: the full figure is told first, a $175 deposit locks the slot, and the balance settles on delivery of the chaos.
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